It’s almost time to meet James!

He promised to love, honor, and cherish. But never kiss the bride.

CLARISSA I married my high school crush. But when it was time to kiss the bride, James said, “It’s not that kind of marriage”.

I’ve waited years since the day James told me I made him feel like a dirty old man. So what if he’s nine years older and was my father’s best friend? I’m done waiting. What’s the point in being a good girl, when bad girls have so much more fun?

JAMES

I married my best friend’s daughter to keep Clarissa safe. That includes from bossy assholes like me.

As long as I control her trust fund, the power imbalance between us means she’s off-limits. Full stop.

But trust fund or no trust fund, Clarissa’s determined to be my partner, not my responsibility.

Now, she’s walking around the house pants less, FaceTiming me topless, and I’m recording her smutty novellas to help her with “self-care”.

If this isn’t a slippery slope, I don’t know what is. And if I’m not careful, I’ll be doing a hell of a lot more than kissing my bride…